To be honest, between her pretty face and her hypnotizing boobs, I never even noticed she had an ass until now. After jerking off to the pictures, I got to thinking. Yes, I know how “unkewl” thinking is these days, but I was thinking that her ass isn’t big at all. It’s just a nice, spankable, ass; an ass that I’d love to spank; an ass that I’d love to tap.

After jerking off a second time, I came to the conclusion that the claim that her ass is “gigantic” is complete bullshit. I watch her show and it’s actually smaller than I expected. The reality is that this ass is almost half the size of the average American woman’s ass. It really isn’t even that big by Hollywood standards; standards that only anorexic, cross dressing, 12 year old boys with fake tits can live up to. I guess things haven’t really changed much since Shakespeare used boys to substitute for women in his plays. Apart from the silicone, that is.

Shockingly, real boobs are made up of…fat! So women with big boobs often carry a little more of it around with them than flat chested ones. But, while Jennifer Love Hewitt is heavier than she was at age 15, she ain’t 15 anymore! In this age of unrealistic expectations, worship of youth, Arrested Development and bogus CGI graphics in movies, it’s hard for us to realize that you can’t defy gravity forever. If you don’t believe me, jump off a cliff and see what happens. Please. The truth is that she’s still faired a lot better than most American women over that time.

Equally as shocking, women with curves…have curves! That’s what really stands out in these pictures; the fact that she has huge tits and THE HIPS TO MATCH. Jesus Christ, she’s… proportional! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

Finally, and most important of all, I’d still bang the living shit out of her and those big, sexy, hips would give me something to hold on to while I’m doing it.

ADMIN: Wow, That’s some rant…I have to say I agree with you…