Jennifer Love Hewitt in a black bikini on the beach ..Whoa!

I’m betting that you can’t click on that second thumbnail image, put you hand over the top half of the pop-up image, and say that part of your comment out loud more then once.

P.S. Those spam block words down there are tough. Can’t I just do a word search or something instead?

Yes, her ass and sagging body is disgusting. She is a cow now because her boyfriend gives her his solid meat everyday, and like a junkie, she gorges down on food after their fuck bath. This has been going on for a while. J should stop complaining if she covers all these layers on film and then wants us to kisss her celebrity ass at some bullshit awards show or paparazzi photo fest. ass. She won’t mention her cock fests with her 3rd rate actor beau as a prime cause of her ugly ass.

she is very attractive

It looks like someone hit her in the ass with a hot bag of nickels

I think she looks wonderful! Thank God she has the hooties to go out in public, in a bikini, with what most think of as a big butt. You rock, Jennifer!! I also love your show. Keep up the good work for all of us “non-stick” women out here!!

Jennifer…you look HOT! Yum yum, gimme some. Could someone please forward this email to her? I always love you baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard “everybody” is talking about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s “huge” ass. I guess this is because there aren’t any wars or genocides going on, millions of people aren’t starving to death, the American standard of living isn’t collapsing and a gang of vile, criminal, thugs isn’t occupying the White House. Since there’s clearly nothing more important to worry about than the size celebrities’ asses, I decided to fill the giant, empty, void in my life by searching out these photos.

To be honest, between her pretty face and her hypnotizing boobs, I never even noticed she had an ass until now. After jerking off to the pictures, I got to thinking. Yes, I know how “unkewl” thinking is these days, but I was thinking that her ass isn’t big at all. It’s just a nice, spankable, ass; an ass that I’d love to spank; an ass that I’d love to tap.

After jerking off a second time, I came to the conclusion that the claim that her ass is “gigantic” is complete bullshit. I watch her show and it’s actually smaller than I expected. The reality is that this ass is almost half the size of the average American woman’s ass. It really isn’t even that big by Hollywood standards; standards that only anorexic, cross dressing, 12 year old boys with fake tits can live up to. I guess things haven’t really changed much since Shakespeare used boys to substitute for women in his plays. Apart from the silicone, that is.

Shockingly, real boobs are made up of…fat! So women with big boobs often carry a little more of it around with them than flat chested ones. But, while Jennifer Love Hewitt is heavier than she was at age 15, she ain’t 15 anymore! In this age of unrealistic expectations, worship of youth, Arrested Development and bogus CGI graphics in movies, it’s hard for us to realize that you can’t defy gravity forever. If you don’t believe me, jump off a cliff and see what happens. Please. The truth is that she’s still faired a lot better than most American women over that time.

Equally as shocking, women with curves…have curves! That’s what really stands out in these pictures; the fact that she has huge tits and THE HIPS TO MATCH. Jesus Christ, she’s… proportional! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

Finally, and most important of all, I’d still bang the living shit out of her and those big, sexy, hips would give me something to hold on to while I’m doing it.

ADMIN: Wow, That’s some rant…I have to say I agree with you…

your cute body is like an angle…………….very sexy ……………….reallly i miss u a lotttttttttttttttttttttt