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Cracked.com: 10 Stars You Won’t Believe Aren’t Gay.

9 Aug
2007
There are three types of Hollywood homosexuals:
  • Loud and Proud (Rosie O’Donnell, John Waters, the fat unfunny guy from Last Comic Standing)
  • Quietly Contented (Richard Chamberlain, David Hyde Pierce, Sulu)
  • “Closeted As All Get Out” (Scientologists)
The last group may be open to the most speculation, but recently a new category has emerged: People whom everyone assumes are gay, but are in fact all about the opposite sex’s poontang and peeners. Your ever diligent CRACKED team investigated* this hotbed** issue, and what we found will SHOCK AND AMAZE YOU. (Not that there’s anything wrong with being straight.)  See Cracked.coms List
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